Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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