hotel room ftw
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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