I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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