You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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