Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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