Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
