i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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