Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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