He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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