The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
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