I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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