chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
there is puke in my bra ... again
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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