good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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