after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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