Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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