I'm laying in your front yard are you home
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I party with great urgency now.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
