The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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