Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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