I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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