White coat. Heels.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Damn victory sex feels great
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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