Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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