Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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