I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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