Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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