All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
kristin has been a bad kristin
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
And then he peed in my hair
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