last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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