Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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