So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
