which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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