Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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