my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
its liver damage thursday
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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