My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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