We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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