You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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