Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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