He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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