I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Drake has all the answers
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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