Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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