You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Randomize
