Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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