We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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