What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Randomize
