It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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