ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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