he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
