when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Randomize
