Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
i love accidental penises.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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