Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Randomize