it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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