She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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