I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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