He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
