I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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