If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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